Donsol is a teeny tiny village on the Southern end of Luzon island. It would have no tourist attraction were it not for the hundreds of whale sharks that come every year to feed and mate in the waters near the village. People come from all over to snorkel and see these enormous, awesome fish. So we had set our sights on doing this, and we needed to decide on our plan of attack.
The first goal was to find a phone to call the visitors center and book a whale shark excursion. So we got dressed and headed out to the streets of Manila. Now, if you remember the information previously provided about Manila, this is an overcrowded, poor, and crazy city. So we were a little overwhelmed at the amount of people on the streets and the reactions we got as we walked down them. Being a group of three outstandingly white girls, we stood out quite a lot. So as we walked we received many a cat-call and many a request for money. Being savvy travelers we ignored them all and walked with our eyes forward and our hands guarding our pockets and purses. We found a hotel and went to their desk to inquire about a pay phone. The man at the desk sold us a phone card and directed us to the phone we could use to call long distance to Donsol. Well, we tried and tried and it would not work. So we figured it was the phone card and exchanged it for a new one. Still no dice. So the nice gentleman at the desk told us it must be their lines, and that we should try the payphones in the mall.
So we haul our asses over to one of the many many malls in Manila (shopping is a major attraction there, since you can buy a lot of goods dirt cheap) and went to the information desk where they promptly informed us that they don't have the type of phones we need for that card and that there is nowhere else in Manila that has them (or something along those frustrating lines). So we decide to use a regular pay phone to call the visitors center. This involved me and Patty running back and forth from different stores to break bills in order to keep Jackie on the phone with the man and Jackie doing a lot of digging through her purse to find enough change (being unfamiliar with the money we did a lot of fumbling for the right amounts) to cover the call. Now when I say Jackie was digging through her purse what I actually mean is that she was engaging in her normal way of looking for things in her purse. This involves her taking everything that is not the item she is looking for out of her purse and placing it in random locations around her body. **fact learned about travel buddy: Jackie is disorganized. I think I already knew this, but it became glaringly apparent on this trip** So this is how she found enough change for the call, and then she put everything back in her purse (or so she thought...dun dun dunnnnnnn) **foreshadowing**
So we make the call and agree to email the man at the Donsol Visitors Bureau to book a tour plus transportation from the bus station for the next day. Next stop, bus tickets.
In the Philippines, buses are a major way of getting from one place to another long distances. There are few airports and limited flights from place to place, so most common people take buses everywhere they go. They range in luxury from a typical travel bus with no bathroom to "luxury liners" that have bigger seats and bathrooms. However, we discovered that there were no such thing in the Philippines as the typical "night bus" in which you have a seat that reclines at least more than 45 degrees, even most of the way down. But we were determined to waste no time traveling, so we had decided we would take night buses instead of commuting during the day.
Riding through Manila in a pedi-cab (a sidecar with a bike attached) |
Crazy Manila traffic |
So we go on a search for the bus office for one of the major carriers. This search leads us down some sketchy roads with a lot of friendly people that offer us a lot of help in exchange for god knows what. We also discovered that people in Manila love to give you directions, but they don't necessarily know what they're talking about. We had about 5 different people at one point give us completely different directions. In the end, it was a nice woman sitting on the sidewalk in the rain with her two children asking for money (tears your heart out...but unfortunately you have to turn them down or else you might end up with a swarm of homeless people chasing you down the streets of Manila. It's happened to people before.) who gave us the correct directions to the bus station. So wet, exhausted, and starving (we have not had coffee or breakfast yet) we arrive and ask for a ticket to Legaspi (the nearest major city to Donsol) that night. Surprise, surprise! They don't have any tickets.
Well, this kind of messes up our whole plan (and I use the word "plan" very loosely because there actually was little to no planning that went into this trip) and we get a little frustrated. But we decide to check another bus company to see if they have any tickets. So we hit the streets again with our map and head to find the other bus office. 20 minutes and 10 sets of bad directions later, we arrive at Philtranco bus station. And hallelujah! they have tickets for that night on a bus with a bathroom (we have lowered our standards to each of us having our own seat and there at least being a bathroom on the bus). So we book our tickets and head back to email the Donsol Visitors Center, get some money, and pick up some snacks for the bus.
Well, this whole time we've been running around Manila like chickens with our heads cut off, Patty has been very quiet. Silent, actually. And Jackie and I have been a mile a minute trying to figure out where to go and what to do. Well, apparently at this point in time Patty had had enough and she stopped in the middle of the street and said "if I don't get some coffee and some food right now I'm going to die!" **fact learned about travel buddy: Patty needs her coffee, food, and sleep...go figure**
So we stop, eat some breakfast and get some coffee and then continue on our mission. Now we only have about an hour and a half before we have to hop a cab back to the bus station, so we decide to divide and conquer. Jackie goes to the mall to get converter plugs for our computers and phones (forgot that the Philippines was 220 oops!) and to get some snacks and water and Patty and I headed back to the hostel to contact the visitors center in Donsol to arrange our ride from the airport and our tour.
Run, run, run around, call on Skype, email the visitors center, get some money, get some snacks, pack our shit, throw it in a cab, and tell him to get us to the bus station as fast as humanly possible. Here we go to Donsol!!!